Ace

Bullet; Rocket

King

Cowboy

Queen

Lady; Dame; Dyke

Jack

Knave; Hook; Fishhook

10

Dime

9

Niner

8

Snowman; Fat Lady; Ocho

7

Hockey Stick

6

Boot

5

Five spot

4

Sailboat; Sharp Top; Four spot

3

Trey; Crab

2

Deuce; Duck

AA

Pocket Rockets; Rockets; Bullets; American Airlines

KK

Cowboys; King Kong; Gorillas; Kangaroos; Krispy Kreme

QQ

Ladies; Hookers; Siegfried & Roy

JJ

Fishhooks; Hooks; Jokers; Jay Birds

TT

Dimes; Tension

99

Gretzky; Popeye's; Phil Hellmuth

88

Snowmen; Fat Ladies; Dog Balls; Race Tracks

77

Hockey Sticks; Sunset Strip; Mullets

66

Route 66; Kicks; Cherries

55

Presto; Speed Limit

44

Magnum; Sail Boats

33

Crabs; Treys

22

Ducks; Pocket Swans; Dueces

AK

Big Slick in A Suit(suited); Big Slick; Walking back to Houston

AQ

Little Slick; Big Chick; Doyle Brunson

AJ

Blackjack; Ajax; Jackass

AT

Bookend; Johnny Moss

A8

Dead Man's Hand

A5

High Five

A3

Ashtray; Baskin and Robbins

A2

Hunting Season; Acey-Deucy

KQ

Marriage(suited); Mixed Marriage

KJ

Kojak; King John; Tucson Monster

KT

Katie

K9

Fido; What a Dog; Canine

K8

Kate

K7

Columbia River

K3

King Crab

QJ

Maverick; Oedipus

Q7

Computer Hand

Q5

Granny Mae

Q3

Gay Waiter

J5

Jackson Five; Motown

J4

Flat Tire

T8

Tetris

T7

Bowling Hand

T5

Nickel and Dime; Woolworths

T4

Broderick Crawford; Convoy

T2

Texas Dolly

98

Oldsmobile

96

Big Lick; Dinner for Two

95

Dolly Parton

94

Joe Montana Banana

92

Montana Banana

87

RPM

84

Big Brother

83

Most ferared hand in hold'em

76

Union Oil

75

Heinz

72

Beer Hand

54

Jesse James; Colt

A32

ABC

KKK

Alabama Night Riders; Three Wise Men

TTT

Thirty Miles of Bad Road

222

Huey, Dewey and Louie

AK74

AK-47

AA88Q

Dead Man's Hand

AKQJT

Broadway

A5432

Wheel

Term

Description

B&M

Brick and Mortar

bb

Big Blind

ev

Expected Value

gg

Good Game - Usually said at the conclussion of a tournament

gh

Good Hand

gp

Good Play

gtg

Got To Go - A Player is leaving

haha

Giggling, usually expressed to a player that got lucky.

lol

Laugh Out Loud - Usually from a player that responds to good humor from another player or mocks his own bad luck.

mtt

Multi-Table Tournament

nh

Nice hand

nl

No Limit

omg

Oh My God - Used when a good hand is beaten by an even better hand, also known as a bad beat.

otb

On the Button

pl

Pot Limit

sb

Small Blind

SNG

Sit'n'Go Tournament

str8

Straight

ty

Thank You - Comment from a player who has just won a big pot (various versions of this are used).

utg

Under the Gun

uw

You Wish.

vnh

Very Nice Hand

wp

Well Played.

wtf

What the f***?

wtg

Way To Go - Congratulatory remark from one player to another.