Ace
Bullet; Rocket
King
Cowboy
Queen
Lady; Dame; Dyke
Jack
Knave; Hook; Fishhook
10
Dime
9
Niner
8
Snowman; Fat Lady; Ocho
7
Hockey Stick
6
Boot
5
Five spot
4
Sailboat; Sharp Top; Four spot
3
Trey; Crab
2
Deuce; Duck
AA
Pocket Rockets; Rockets; Bullets; American Airlines
KK
Cowboys; King Kong; Gorillas; Kangaroos; Krispy Kreme
QQ
Ladies; Hookers; Siegfried & Roy
JJ
Fishhooks; Hooks; Jokers; Jay Birds
TT
Dimes; Tension
99
Gretzky; Popeye's; Phil Hellmuth
88
Snowmen; Fat Ladies; Dog Balls; Race Tracks
77
Hockey Sticks; Sunset Strip; Mullets
66
Route 66; Kicks; Cherries
55
Presto; Speed Limit
44
Magnum; Sail Boats
33
Crabs; Treys
22
Ducks; Pocket Swans; Dueces
AK
Big Slick in A Suit(suited); Big Slick; Walking back to Houston
AQ
Little Slick; Big Chick; Doyle Brunson
AJ
Blackjack; Ajax; Jackass
AT
Bookend; Johnny Moss
A8
Dead Man's Hand
A5
High Five
A3
Ashtray; Baskin and Robbins
A2
Hunting Season; Acey-Deucy
KQ
Marriage(suited); Mixed Marriage
KJ
Kojak; King John; Tucson Monster
KT
Katie
K9
Fido; What a Dog; Canine
K8
Kate
K7
Columbia River
K3
King Crab
QJ
Maverick; Oedipus
Q7
Computer Hand
Q5
Granny Mae
Q3
Gay Waiter
J5
Jackson Five; Motown
J4
Flat Tire
T8
Tetris
T7
Bowling Hand
T5
Nickel and Dime; Woolworths
T4
Broderick Crawford; Convoy
T2
Texas Dolly
98
Oldsmobile
96
Big Lick; Dinner for Two
95
Dolly Parton
94
Joe Montana Banana
92
Montana Banana
87
RPM
84
Big Brother
83
Most ferared hand in hold'em
76
Union Oil
75
Heinz
72
Beer Hand
54
Jesse James; Colt
A32
ABC
KKK
Alabama Night Riders; Three Wise Men
TTT
Thirty Miles of Bad Road
222
Huey, Dewey and Louie
AK74
AK-47
AA88Q
AKQJT
Broadway
A5432
Wheel
Term
Description
B&M
Brick and Mortar
bb
Big Blind
ev
Expected Value
gg
Good Game - Usually said at the conclussion of a tournament
gh
Good Hand
gp
Good Play
gtg
Got To Go - A Player is leaving
haha
Giggling, usually expressed to a player that got lucky.
lol
Laugh Out Loud - Usually from a player that responds to good humor from another player or mocks his own bad luck.
mtt
Multi-Table Tournament
nh
Nice hand
nl
No Limit
omg
Oh My God - Used when a good hand is beaten by an even better hand, also known as a bad beat.
otb
On the Button
pl
Pot Limit
sb
Small Blind
SNG
Sit'n'Go Tournament
str8
Straight
ty
Thank You - Comment from a player who has just won a big pot (various versions of this are used).
utg
Under the Gun
uw
You Wish.
vnh
Very Nice Hand
wp
Well Played.
wtf
What the f***?
wtg
Way To Go - Congratulatory remark from one player to another.