Things not to say after a bad beat

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Things not to say after a bad beat

Postby suitedpairs29 » Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:29 pm

These are a few gems of what some online poker players had to say after a particularly bad beat and not behave in a mature fashion. The link to the actual forum containing all the lines can be found here:


"Now that you sucked out on me, I have time to fuck your mother"

[told to an asian player]
"die you f***ing stupid chink, go eat some cat "

"i hope you get hit by a bus"

"im going to burn your family and make you eat your mother"

"Just because you got lucky doesnt mean you still dont suck"

"I hope your kids come down with cancer"

"i will hunt you down and kill you fkg ni***r "

"Jesus loves donkies."

"Congratulations on the success of your retarded play."

"Amazing how close "rewarded" and "retarded" are"

"go suck a syphillis infected cock u fucking whore"

[told to an online pro known as gbmantis]
"mantis blows dead bears"

"I hope you die in a pool of your own vomit."

"I hope you slip in the fking shower & crack ur fking head open while the hot water melts ur little rat fking index fingers"

"Does the rest of your family have down syndrome too?"

"I hope you die tonight.... and your family too"

[i had to post this too. this guy would not leave the poker table]
wendtster (Observer): lol
wendtster (Observer): you have to be completly retarded
wendtster (Observer): i think you fell out of the stupid tree and hit every
branch on the way down
veggie123: it hurt
wendtster (Observer): what color is the helmet you are wearing?
veggie123: purple
wendtster (Observer): and how often do you have to have your drool cup
wendtster (Observer): i mean really, you arent border line retarded, you
are full blown retarded
veggie123: sorry man that poker
wendtster (Observer): you have never won anything, have you
wendtster (Observer): except maybe a gold medal in the special
olympics, that i could see
wendtster (Observer): or best napper
veggie123: oh ya
veggie123: that 2

"Does your wife blow truck drivers so you can afford to play poker?"

"i hope your family burns in a fire on christmas morning."

[and the best of them all]
"i will eat your children and shit them on your chest"

Use these phrases wisely children. They will get your chat banned online or get your ass kicked live. Either way its gonna be fun!
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Re: Things not to say after a bad beat

Postby ohboy » Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:45 pm

if i had less restraint last night, that list you have would be tripple the length=)
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Re: Things not to say after a bad beat

Postby ChanGs » Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:47 pm

funny shit
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Re: Things not to say after a bad beat

Postby friskygambit » Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:25 pm

After giving someone a bad beat, please do not say "Sorry".

It doesn't make them feel any better at all!

If you are really sorry, give them their money back!!
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Re: Things not to say after a bad beat

Postby whiteplay » Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:01 pm

Tht's some funny shit man. Some i couldnt even think of and definitely heard of. Awesome shit.
But hell, tht's poker aint it. ;)
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Re: Things not to say after a bad beat

Postby felixleong » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:44 pm

all your base belongs to me
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