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Doomswitch

Postby suitedpairs29 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:04 pm

My friend sent an email to pokerstars:

HAVE RUN SO BAD ON THIS SITE LATELY ITS ABSOLUTELY DISGUISTING. I AM SICK OF ALL OF THIS, AND I KNOW THERE IS CLEARLY SOMETHING GOING ON HERE. TURN OFF MY DOOMSWITCH OR I WILL HAVE TO RESORT TO MEANS UNPRECENTED IN ONLINE POKER.

EVERY TIME I GET A HAND I LOSE.

EVERY TIME I PLAY I LOSE.

I NEVER WIN.

IT IS OBVIOUSLY YOUR FAULT, AND I DEMAND THAT YOU TURN OFF THE DOOMSWITCH.

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.

SINCERELY,

NEW SHAWBOY!

P.S. I EXPECT A LIGHTENING FAST RESPONSE, OR ELSE!


This is PokerStars reply:

dear mr shaw,

thank you for your patronage of pokerstars

rest assured that we have our finest wizards and sorcerers working on this very grievous matter.

they would respond sooner only that harry potter had a bigger emergency and needed some back up

as an apology, please check to see $15000 credited to your account. this is play money of course, and not real money as real money is more important to us

should you have any other problems, please feel free to scratch your balls, lick your fingers and drop us another email

good luck at the tables

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Re: Doomswitch

Postby felixleong » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:31 pm

LMAO
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