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Postby exabet » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:54 am

Post your 1 liners. Hope mine isn't too dry.

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Re: 1 liners

Postby suitedpairs29 » Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:30 pm

i have a couple

"why not?"

"i felt it coming"

"8 outs is the nutz"

"if your heart is pure and you believe, it will come"
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Re: 1 liners

Postby DM101 » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:08 pm

suitedpairs29 wrote:i have a couple

"why not?"

"i felt it coming"

"8 outs is the nutz"

"if your heart is pure and you believe, it will come"


Hmmm very familiar 1 liner.
Does this "why not" come with hand gestures Mike? :mrgreen:
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Re: 1 liners

Postby Nicefingers » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:27 am

I always score aces in all my subject, especially poker.
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Re: 1 liners

Postby acemuzhold! » Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:17 pm

my personal one liners would be .. 'i had the feel!' or 'sorry mate, what to do!' usually used after giving ppl bad beat of coz!
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Re: 1 liners

Postby Lo0o0o0n » Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:19 am

one which i unfortunately use quite alot...

"Sigh...I suck so bad..."

haa

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Re: 1 liners

Postby colorwolf » Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:34 am

let's gamble baby!
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Re: 1 liners

Postby Linh Trinh » Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:47 pm

i call so what O_0
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Re: 1 liners

Postby WarMage87 » Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:10 am

"Thank you very much"
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Re: 1 liners

Postby newbie » Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:23 am

i usually say 'sorry Loon!'
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Re: 1 liners

Postby Afternoon » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:33 pm

There is always a voice inside me wanting to brust out...... when i was badly beaten...

"Nx Bxy Chxx Bx!"
and was always being translated to my opponent as:-"Good Game, Nice River!"

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Re: 1 liners

Postby DM101 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:41 am

Afternoon wrote:There is always a voice inside me wanting to brust out...... when i was badly beated...

"Nx Bxy Chxx Bx!"
and was always being translated to my opponent as:-"Good Game, Nice River!"

Afternoon (Bob)


Haha I like your NBCB liner Bob. Hope you dun let this happen in the coming tourney in Genting.
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Re: 1 liners

Postby BenaiahLim » Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:39 pm

haha thats a good one.. anyway everytime i go all-in pre, ill say

"DOUBLE ME UP BOYS!!"
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Re: 1 liners

Postby felixleong » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:38 pm

"Honey, I lost all the money~"
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