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Re: 1 liners

Postby AsiaPokerAcademy » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:28 am

"Ship it!"
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Re: 1 liners

Postby Shahfizan » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:14 pm

I HATE RIVER!!!
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Re: 1 liners

Postby Shahfizan » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:20 pm

Chop!!!
This suppose to be a joke sec rite??? OK OK..Why poker is better than a woman???
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Re: 1 liners

Postby support » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:03 am

What are the pple who scores 'A's all the time called?

Asians...
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Re: 1 liners

Postby DM101 » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:12 am

LKY !
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Re: 1 liners

Postby CallMeALiar » Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:26 am

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Re: 1 liners

Postby chenghao » Wed May 27, 2009 7:01 pm

if beat [As] [Ah] .. " I can dodge bullets babe " :mrgreen:
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Re: 1 liners

Postby kman » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:35 pm

My fav is

1."did'nt raise me enough"
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Re: 1 liners

Postby Sleepy Hippo » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:57 pm

When you win a pot with 3 of a kind Q's or quad Q's...

"I've always been good with ladies"

When you suck out on the river and get berated...

"Nice catch"

"Nice throw!!"
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Re: 1 liners

Postby Sleepy Hippo » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:58 pm

When it's your turn the post the big blind...

Dealer: You're big

Player: That's what she said last night!
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Re: 1 liners

Postby tianfeng » Fri May 28, 2010 10:07 pm

bo tua bo suah in hokkien
direct translate into english "no big (blind) no small (blind)

thats when the blinds are missing

heh
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Re: 1 liners

Postby Brasstal » Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:55 pm

i knew it was coming i knew it!
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Re: 1 liners

Postby KeithWillBeNice » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:12 pm

"TELL ME!! YOU WANT SOME ACTION" when bluffing LOL..
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