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Postby kman » Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:56 pm

A busty blonde sat down at a table at the WSOP final table.
"I hope you don't mind," she crooned, "but I play better when I'm naked."
So she then proceeded to undress. On the very first hand, after some heavy betting, (that's betting, not petting) she was head's-up in a monster pot.
When the dealer turned over the river card, she flipped her hand over, jumped out of her seat and started screaming, "I won! I won! I won!" .T
The dealer, flustered, pushed her the pot. "What'd she have?" the loser asked the dealer.
"I don't know," the dealer said. "I thought YOU were watching
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